Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Pristopp Wastes an Evening


Dearest Friends:

I have always had the privilege of beating the heat in the summer. During the time of the British Raj while serving dear Aunt Vicki, the Empresses of India, I would take a short spell to an Indian hill station. For 3 to 4 months. Usually Kangala in Maharashtra or sometimes Darjeeling in West Bengal.

The altitude would do wonders. Cool aires. Cavorting with my fellow elite. Catching up on last month's news from London. Quite a relief from the heat of the plains and the vexing urban life on the Sub Continent.

Heat can be so oppressive.

Thus, I worry about the Ancient Citte.

You see it seems some residents have decided to take to the streets. And do damage to APD vehicles. Right in their own neighborhood.

So far, three vehicles have been damaged in the Newtowne 20 community alone. Windows broken, vehicles damaged. We're not sure why this is.

Chief Pristoop paid a visit to the neighborhood Tuesday night to try to find out. Unfortunately for him it involves something between Woodside Gardens and Newtowne 20. We're not sure exactly what. Nor did anyone else have an idea.

It must be the heat. So I recommend we found our own hill station for all Annapolitans.

Ferry Farms would do quite well. There's a big white house with a fantastic view that could be seized through the eminent domain powers of citte. Although slightly outside the citte, we could then annex it once seized. Like we did to those Eastporters 50 years ago when they, too, stepped out of line.

It's almost 100 feet above Bay level. Sure to get a good breeze off that.

To cool some people off.

King of George

12 comments:

  1. The Book of Paul IVAugust 19, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    for what it is worth the Foer has once again picked up the hammer of justice and is chipping away a Josh the Blockhead. He's back and better.

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  2. With Foer and the King agreeing it is a worrisome sign of time to come.

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  3. Phillip McCoward corrected Paul in his most recent ( before the one about McFail) blog entry. in it McGoward says " Did NOT!! He just wanted to be able to , and this will happen only if that happens, but given this is going to happen, that may not really have to happen "

    To which i say, " I thought it was an EMERGENCY!!!!"

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  4. Phill McDorkin aka McCpward aka McGowan aka is on a PR blitz, he just reached out to Annapolis Sound in order to re-educate them.

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  5. What is Smith doing these days?

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  6. ......random thought......Elliot needs to tight a memoir about the backroom deals and dirty politics he's saw before he was fired.

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  7. House of cards - Why did he leave ?

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  8. rumor has it he has fled to mexico with a bank bag full of petty case.

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  9. Why the cover up ?

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  10. Oh what a tangled web we weave, josh. Come clean. Free yourself.

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  11. Dinetically OpposedAugust 21, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Could it be that a Zina Karma Bus is running over Joshua?

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